taking laziness seriously

i have become insanely lazy, to the point where i don’t want to go take a shower even though my hair looks like it is badly in need of lather, rinse, and repeat.

me: i don’t want to go shower …
oscar: i will wash you
oscar: free of charge!

aside from the annoyance of him washing me in places that i will have to assure him, multiple times, that do not need to be washed repeatedly, i would love for someone to wash me right now. maybe i could sit in the tub with my bathing suit and have in wash me with a loofah on a stick…

bah.

a mooman!

groossssssssss… i just read this article about how scientists are now extracting stem cells from human-animal hybrid embryos… IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY DIDN’T KILL THE THING AFTER TWO WEEKS D: my goodness. i’m all for research and bettering our chances at survival, but there are a lot of seriously sick issues regarding this topic :o for some reason i think it’s worse to combine human and animal cells rather than using just human embryos for research… it’s just weird and creepy altogether. reminds me of that episode of south park where stan refuses to vote, gets kicked out, ends up in a PETA camp where the PETA members marry and reproduce with the animals they care for… i know it’s ridiculous to mention south park in this but… IT’S ALL I CAN THINK OF D:

bah :x i should stop thinking about all the sick human-animal hybrids and start reading for school… bahhh!

btw, something cute for you all to read :D Mutts, by Patrick Mcdonnell

maybe i should just skip the first day of class

i’m going to be so screwed for school tomorrow. all the first years (all FIVE THOUSAND OF THEM) are arriving at school AT THE SAME TIME and i’m sure at least 20% of them (that’s a thousand of them) are from richmond (hello asian invasion!) and there happens to be only ONE BUS every 20 minutes that takes us directly from this nerd-filled city to the university :x you’d think the transit system would figure out a way to make this more convenient for the commutors in the greater vancouver area (including drivers) but they don’t. instead, they changed almost ALL the bus stops on the main road in richmond to make it all the more confusing for us… hurrah. looks like i have to bus all the way back to the start of the 480 bus for the first day, AGAIN. bah. i thought the inconvenience would end for second year, but nOoOoO :x

but no more bitching from me. my other two pet fish are alive, so hurrah! my textbooks shouldn’t cost more than 200 dollars this year, hurrah! i will be broke buying art supplies though, hurrah! since i got my credit card in august i’ve spent 600 dollars on nothing in particular, hurrah!

i need to stop buying things D: from now on.. all the money i make goes toward healthy eating at school. sigh~

social behavior at any given club

i am feeling quite tired today :oops: tammy’s birthday was fun, but it took two hours for the food to arrive so by then i had to get it to go. i paid thirteen dollars for half a VERY SMALL STYROFOAM BOX full of linguine and 4 pieces of chicken. perhaps the food is better when they prepare it on a plate, but still… slow and minimal food = i’m not going there again.

clubbing was pretty fun :P luzzy got kind of silly, but we got our blings! can’t wait for the pictures to come out. i don’t particularly like clubbing all that much because it’s always the same thing:

1. guy sees girl
2. girl looks at guy because she notices eyes oogling at her, guy takes this glance as returned interest, when in fact girl was just … looking.
3. guy moves towards girl, into her personal space
4. guy says “my name is ________, what’s your name?”

and from then on the girl can either make small talk (rather uncomfortably) and eventually leave with her girlfriend to the “bathroom”, or flirt with the guy so he’ll get her drinks harharharhahrahrharhar.

bah. it’s kind of sickening to watch, but i like the drinks, the bling and some of the company (drunken luzzy!!!) so it’s all good.

Rest in Peace, Buddy

well, Buddy passed away. that was a short-lived week for him in my room. i promise not to buy any more fancy goldfish… for a while. until i am 100% sure my tank is ready. i hope he is somewhere nice, spiritually. the tank looks so empty now… there’s no one to greet me when i come into my room. i had the feeling he was going to pass away… i’ve been bitter all morning. i can’t be sure when he died, but i hope he passed without much pain.

anyway… life goes on. i am getting Hotdog and Mohawk back. they’re not fancy goldfish so they’re hardier and my brother gaurantees they’ll survive. i hope it’s not me… i dont MEAN to kill pet fish… i’m just kind of careless and learn too slow to save them :(

to make up for failing to save Buddy, i felt like being extra nice to my dog, Leela. she got wet AND dry food today, plus an extra treat for being able to perform sit-shakehand-down.

sigh. still, there is a hole in my heart for that little waddling goldfish… :cry: