Auf Wiedersehen 2009!

December 30, 2009

I wasn’t going to re-cap on this year because I was feeling really scrooge-y but looking back at some posts actually cheered me up a bit between the sneezing and nose-blowing.

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

there is one more day before 2009 ends, but we all know that this day is spent with lots of alcohol to smooth the transition from one year to the next, as smoothly as that can go, without one wondering what exactly did one do with that last year, and why it’s so unfair that it felt like yesterday when we were all celebrating the beginning of 2009 and why i’m a year older and why i’m getting wrinkles and what is the point of life.

never-changing view

December 28, 2009

bed ridden

what a nice view, i’ll be here for the next 12 hours because i feel so miserable.

symptoms: stuffy/runny nose, itchy/dry throat, low on energy, dizziness, in desperate need of a hug :( sadface

remember to wash your hands kids! holiday germs are no fun at all.

Merry Christmas!

December 25, 2009

snowman house santa tree

and a jolly good new year :)

mane

December 21, 2009

need hair cut

I need a hair cut. it’s reached the height of my belly button, i think it’s time.

suggestions? anyone?

primary

December 16, 2009

things I remember about the 1.1 years of attending elementary school back in Taiwan:

1. the older kids always scared us with scary stories about ghosts being in storage rooms in school or in our lotus pond… legend has it, some lady jumped off of the roof of the school into the pond and spends her spare time haunting primary school children >_>

2. we had uniforms, and they were blue.

primary school bebe

3. my mother always thought it was too cold so I rarely wore the skirt uniform and instead wore pants and an ugly itchy cardigan. this one I am wearing in the photo is the “sporty” version I believe… it was a sports day event.

4. some kid pooped his pants during the first day of school, and it smelled. and the toilets were the squatting ones in the ground, not the ones you sit on like in canadian schools. when I had my first day at school in canada, the water fountain was shaped exactly like the squatting toilets, except 1/4 of the size and sticks sideways out of the wall in the hallways… I was really, very confused. until someone used it to drink water and I giggled.

5. we had biandang (obento) for lunch and mine had a pink velcro strap to keep it tightly closed. and they came heated! the school would heat them for us, steamed, not microwaved :)

6. I was not very good at school. my writing sucked and I rarely got good marks :P my chinese-school failure streak continued in canada, until my mother finally gave up on me. now i am pretty much illiterate in chinese and have problems remembering most adjectives -_-

7. one time, I stole someone’s lunch money with my friend. I was so badass, wtf? then we got caught and the teacher smacked our hands with a ruler in front of a class and told our parents. … … OBVIOUSLY I NEVER STOLE AGAIN. *shifty eyes* >_>

things I don’t remember about elementary school in Taiwan:

1. missing so much TEETH. kinda looks funny when the front one(s) go missing, eh?

gaptoofed

(I’m on the right, in case you can’t tell the difference between little asian girls)